bullied:

disorder:

yeahitsmarco:

just takin a selfie

smexytroll:

cuteboykissingbooth:

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

cerberosthehellguard:

velosarapter:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

skylagamingv2:

uselesslyinformed:

itsthemoooooooooon:

azuranightsong:

vegalocity:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

here’s a source, National geographic y’all

VIVA LA PLUTO YASSS

VIVA LA PLUTO WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YOU FUCKING SUPERB SMOL PLANET YOU!!!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/05/07/yes-pluto-is-a-planet/

another source because the nat geo one seemed confusing, you go pluto! get em!

WELL DONE PLUTO!!! :D

FUCKING YES MY SON YOU DID IT!

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!

laughterkey:

ryanhatesthis:

yournewapartment:

bodecats:

pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

• the most patient and long suffering clawdia
  
• bob ross, but a vet 
  
• squish the cat
• squish the cat, but with a towel
  
• absolute unit mr. pirate
  
• a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

Squish! That! Cat!

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

Always reblog

arandomthot:

This is all getting to be too much

superluminalflower:

dangeroustoast:

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

justinpie:

holy shit marge

ndiecity:

starralia:

me: *follows a tag*

tumblr: you want to see the same post you already liked and reblogged 27 times on your dash today? you want to see that post again despite already clicking the little x on it? ur a bitch?

*clicks the x*

Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?

d-dean-senpai:

iontorch:

rose-owl:

bezakonik:

bot-dad:

bezakonik:

rogergalvan:

bezakonik:

may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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can this post be more of a trainwreck kdjdnskxksndk

Local op survives two assassination attempts

chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”